Archive for the 'Jonnie Sea’s Universe' Category

Travel to Earth-2000 where Jonnie Sea (@TheJonnieSea) is here to REBOOK the REBOOT!

Jonnie is here to bring his FINAL word on WCW in the year 2000! He spent a year mocking the company on WCW Must Die, so it’s time to put up or shut up! Jonnie is tasked with recreating the reboot episodes of NITRO, THUNDER, and SPRING STAMPEDE 2000. 

He promises to keep Russo and Bischoff away from our television screens, but has to book the content in Vince Russo CRASH TV style! New factions are forged, old titles resurrected, and same old Ernest Miller in comedic GOD mode!

Warning: Contains wrestling gimmicks created for the year 2000, NOT 2022!

Bonus: Jonnie get in one last shot at Scott Hudson!

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Travel to Earth-2814 where Jonnie Sea (@TheJonnieSea) and Jennifer Smith (@JennyPosition) unite to spread the LIGHT!

In 2011, WWE.com jumped into bed with DC Comics to select superstars for their very own LANTERN CORPS! Jonnie and Jenny are here to not only analyze the archived WWE lists, but also to chose their own roster of Lantern Corps Leaders! Who will wield the Yellow Light of Fear? Can anyone master the illusive Indigo light of Compassion? Will they both cop out and just pick The Undertaker for the Black Light of Death? Why are the ladies so powerful with the ULTRAVIOLET light?

Plus, Dashing Cody Rhodes vs Face Fear! The Cruiserweight Lanterns!  Lockout Stats! Intergender Wrestling! Compassionate John Morrison? The Madness of Love! Aquaman and Peacemaker hit the road and SO much more…

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The need for speed is here and Jonnie Sea (@TheJonnieSea) is in the NoSo Event Center to bring us up to speed! With the release of Top Gun: Maverick, Jonnie is here to not only get us hyped for this cinematic spectacle but also to give his full report on the film itself!

The first section of this presentation will be a SPOILER FREE discussion about the real world stories surrounding the film. We talk about the nostalgia for the original, dive deep into the DON SIMPSON/JERRY BRUCKHEIMER Cinematic Universe and even compare the original to 80s wrestling

Then, at 1:01:54 beware of SPOILERS (seriously, he’s going to talk about EVERYTHING) as Jonnie gives a review of the film and introduces THE ROOSTER RULE OF CINEMA!

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Travel to Earth-16 where Jonnie Sea is ready to rebook the much maligned WrestleMania 2000!

Following a set of ground rules (NO MULTI-PERSON MATCHES!) Jonnie gets SERIOUS to bring you a comprehensive new vision of what WrestleMania XVI could have been and in his mind SHOULD HAVE BEEN. He weighs the pros and cons of each of his selected matches and even gives some storyline insight into his brand new MAIN EVENTS! 

Jonnie isn’t here to make us laugh this go around, but will definitely have you cheering and wishing you could have this PPV at your fingertips!

HOWEVER, Jonnie does take a moment to throw shade at…Tuesday!?!

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Hold on to your HEART as the Battle of the Millionaires Club and The New Blood limps into Lafayette for the May 17th 2000 edition of WCW Thunder.

The New Blood is looking to enjoy VINCE AND ERIC’s DAY OFF, but the Millionaire’s Club is about to conduct their own RISKY BUSINESS! Hulk Hogan Terry Bollea is here to deal with some FAMILY MATTERS and show Horace WHO’s THE BOSS! Meanwhile, The FRANCHISE is trying to keep the DANGEROUS MINDS of the NB under his control, but are these kids just too cool for school? Could Shane possibly end up the DEAD MAN ON CAMPUS?

JONNIE SEA (@TheJonnieSea) is here to explain what happened during the show, but as usual, he can’t help but wonder “WHAT HAPPENED!?!”

Also, TORRIE WILSON has her own SPRING AWAKENING while RIC FLAIR fires shots at THE BATMAN’s PARENTS!

PLUS, The Episode accidentally becomes a MUSICAL!

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The Madness is finally here and Jonnie Sea is in the NoSo Event Center to bring us up to speed! With the release of Marvel’s Dr. Strange sequel, Jonnie is here to not only get us hyped for this cinematic spectacle but also to give his full report on the film itself!

The first section of this presentation will be a spoiler free discussion about the real world stories surrounding the film. Is the world really clamoring for Dr. Strange 2 or are we just excited to see what happens next? Will director Sam Raimi shine through with his usual flare, or once again fail under the weight of studio mandates (I’m looking at you Spider-Man 3)? Plus an interesting discussion on how the hype for the film feels just like the hype for… THE ROYAL RUMBLE?

Then, at 41:26, beware of spoilers as Jonnie gives a LIVE (mostly) review of the film and dives deep into all of the MADNESS!

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In the latest episode of Jonnie Sea and the Multiverse of Fabulousness, the fabulousness is DOUBLED, as Jonnie is joined by special guest Kyle Litke (The Great Mouse Podcast) on a VIDEO GAME themed adventure!

The boys travel to EARTH-9999 and create their own WWE THEMED RPGs! Join them as they build their own team of characters from all throughout the history of WWE/WCW! Who makes the cut? Which superstars will travel on a FINAL FANTASY style quest to defend us against… TIME COMPESSION BROTHER? 

What famous moments in PPV history must their Warriors of Fight defend? Which legendary storylines will contribute to their games narrative? The boys also wax poetic along the way over some of their favorite moments in wrestling and how they contributed to their overall choices!

PLUS: Vince McMahon, Evil Wizard?

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Enter the HOUSE OF PAIN as the Battle of the Millionaires Club and The New Blood bounces into Biloxi for the May 15, 2000 edition of wCw Nitro

The Flair Family reaches a dangerous CROSSROADS where one path leads to immortality for the 15th time, and the other to SHARK infested waters! Come for the longest match in wCw History, but stay for a five star (?) Cruiserweight Classic!

Jonnie Sea flies solo this time around and digs through the weeds of wCw so you don't have to! 

Also, Sting battles the Motel 6 front desk! Jennifer Smith matches wits with DDP in a Blackjack Showdown! Plus, Fun with Closed Captions!

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In the latest episode of Jonnie Sea and the Multiverse of Fabulousness, Jonnie yearns for the good ole days when studios made low budget “80s Comedies” so he takes a trip to EARTH-316 and walks us through the hilarious WWE NETWORK show WWE UNIVERSITY!

It’s the ridiculous gang of AlphaSigmaSigma vs crusty old Dean McMahon and his rowing team the Crew World Order! Which of your favorite superstars make the grade? Who will be the stand in for “The Nerd” or “The Evil Jock?" Plus, Jonnie Sea battles McDonalds Schezwan Sauce!

BONUS: Jonnie tries to unite humanity through the power of WrestleMania!

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In the latest episode of Jonnie Sea and the Multiverse of Fabulousness, Jonnie takes us to Earth-93, a world where we finally get to experience a Post WrestleMania IX HEEL HULK HOGAN! Learn how this Hulk Hogan VARIANT changed Sports, Entertainment, and Civil Rights (?) for the better! Who will join Hogan on has path of destruction? Who can save us from his evil reign? Join a rotating cast of characters and see if you can find all of the EASTER EGGS! Plus, Donald Trump vs. Filet-O-Fish!

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In this episode of Jonnie Sea and the Multiverse of Fabulousness, Jonnie and a VERY SPECIAL GUEST (Jake WIlliams is here!) take us to THE DARK MULTIVERSE... or the most batshit crazy tournament this side of The Wrestling Classic!
 
It's a world where wrestling takes a back seat to offbeat shenanigans! The boys fill out their brackets for a tournament of some of the most infamous moments in sports-entertainment! Plus, feel the power of Arriba Derchi, as Ryan Gray comes to terms with the Dark Multiverse...

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In the latest episode of Jonnie Sea and the Multiverse of Fabulousness, Jonnie takes us to Earth-AUDIO, a world where Audio Books are all the rage! Because of this, MARVEL has produced a fantastic audiobook version of their award-winning (?) WCW Comic Book! Join us as we listen to the recording of ISSUE 1 BATTLE ROYALE that features all of your favorite early 90s stars! Feel free to read along at home, it even tells you when to turn the page! Plus, introducing Joffrey Chancery III

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It's time to bite down because the Battle of the Millionaires Club and The New Blood puts the spring in SPRINGfield for the May 10th, 2000 edition of WCW Thunder!

The war gets personal as David Flair raises arms against his deadbeat (?) Uncle Arn Anderson! Meanwhile Russo and Nash kind of… miss the mark, and Ian has lunch plans with Mike Tenay!

Jonnie Sea and SPECIAL GUEST Mike Eller are digging through the weeds of WCW so you don't have to! 

Also, how the hell does Rey Mysterio get that mask back? Plus, Jonnie will do anything to see TRIPLE HAITCH GET TERMINATED!

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Everyone is talking about THE BATMAN, and of course Jonnie Sea can’t let that happen without putting in his two cents! Join him as he chats for a bit about his relationship with the film series, then hear him ramble just moments after he steps out of the theater to his NON SPOILER assessment, and stick around for a final somewhat more composed SPOILER DISCUSSION!

SPOILERS BEGIN AROUND 28:00

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It's time to pull that knife out of your back, because the Battle of the Millionaires Club and The New Blood slams through St. Louis for the May 8th, 2000 edition of WCW Monday Nitro!

The war hits a new low as Kimberly Page drags the battle with her soon to be ex into the TOILET! Meanwhile Ric Flair finds himself at odds with... RIC FLIEHR? From there, an ancient grudge breaks to new mutiny, as The Steiners and The Goldbergs make civil hands unclean!

Jonnie Sea and special guest Jennifer Smith are digging through the weeds of WCW so you don't have to! 

Plus, Paul Rudd is here and Jenny explains her feelings on Mark, Danny, and Colin!

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THE DEAD SPEAK as the Battle of the Millionaires Club and The New Blood kowtow through Kansas City for the PREMIUM LIVE EVENT SLAMBOREE 2000!

Its finally time for the SHOWDOWN(s) between the arrogant New Bloods and the (Thrifty?) Millionaires Club, but can the fierce Independent Contractors of wCw deliver an ALL-TIMER or are we looking at an all-time GUILTY PLEASURE?

Jonnie Sea and SPECIAL GUEST James Gruenberg are digging through the weeds of year 2000 wCw so you don't have to! Plus, should David Arquette win an Oscar? Why didn't you tell me Miss Elizabeth was your aunt bro? You Caught a DAVID FLAIR and Who Dey?

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Upon the examinations of the galaxies of space, images begin to appear. Images of strange and powerful ALTERNATE EARTHS! Join Jonnie Sea on an adventure to a world where things aren’t exactly how we know them here on Earth-0.

In the latest episode, Jonnie takes us to Earth-SKWAD, a world where WARNER BROTHERS is going ALL IN with the WWE! John Cena is perfect as PEACEMAKER, but what happens when ALL of the members of THE SUICIDE SQUAD are played by WWE SUPERSTARS?

In a world where all former/current superstars are eligible for use, which of your favorites will make it to the SILVER SCREEN! Plus, Jonnie Sea gets a little excited when somebody mentions AQUAMAN and ANDRE THE GIANT battles Claustrophobia!

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Assemble your crew for a night of pure MADNESS as the Battle of the Millionaires Club and The New Blood marches through Memphis (Roll Tide) for the 5/03/00 episode of WCW Thunder on TBS!

Days before Western Union Presents SLAMBOREE, the Millionaires Club have united as one, but Vince Russo has a few tricks left up his... boot? How many crimes can Tank Abbott commit in one night? Can anyone make it through the GANG WAR BATTLE ROYAL without breaking character? Jonnie Sea and SPECIAL GUEST Greg Diener are digging through the weeds of year 2000 wCw so you don't have to! Plus, THE SHOCKMASTER 2000 is HERE!

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Upon the examinations of the galaxies of space, images begin to appear. Images of strange and powerful ALTERNATE EARTHS! Join Jonnie Sea on an adventure to a world where things aren’t exactly how we know them here on Earth-0

In the debut episode, Jonnie takes us to Earth-Crockett, a world where WCW is about to present WrestleMania VI to a sold out SkyDome crowd! Jonnie is tasked with putting together a card worthy of WrestleMania by using the 1990 WCW roster, but what could possibly replace The Ultimate Challenge? Is there a stand in for a 250 lbs Dusty Rhodes? Would Peacock have to edit the show on this EARTH? Join us for the MADNESS and the FABULOUSNESS! Plus, the Future of Law Enforcement is here!

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GET CAUGHT IN A WEB OF EXCITEMENT as the Battle of the Millionaires Club and The New Blood bursts through Birmingham (Roll Tide) for the 5/01/00 episode of wCw Nitro!

The HARD SELL for WUSB rests on the shoulders of an "Epic?" encounter between FUNB TCB and A-W-E-S-O-M-E, but can they deliver the goods?  David Arquette GRAPPLES with the moral implications of being simply an ENTERTAINER living in the world of a SPORTS ENTERTAINER! VAMPIRO sets out to put STING in the grave, but who's really getting BURRIED here? Jonnie Sea (Peter3) and SPECIAL GUESTs James Gruenberg (Peter2) and Greg Diener (Peter1) are digging through the weeds of year 2000 wCw so you don't have to! Plus, KEVIN NASH makes a late night call to "SHAWN" and KURT RUSSELL is here! #makeTASM3

Contains Spoilers for Spiderman: No Way Home... however that movie did come out last year so... yeah.

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